Marvellous, isn't it. There you are, happy with your lot and not doing anybody any harm, when suddenly a whacking great slab of technology attempts to take over your life. Even PHAZE 1 has succumbed this month, seduced by the lure of desk-top publishing. No longer do our art assistants have an excuse to sniff glue professionally and as a result the magazine is now even bolder and brighter. Speling mishaps should be a thing of the pist as long as the bastad doexnt crash #%$$98g!!%9"