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Age Fright

Feature | Topic: Humour | Making Music, Apr 1986

Did you ever wish old people liked the same music as you? This will stop you.

An Inside Job

Feature | Topic: Humour | Making Music, May 1986

Shock discovery for instrument makers - funny you should say that.

Angle Of The Dangle

Feature | Topic: Humour | One Two Testing, Nov 1982

PEEK AND POKE: dubious guitar history/strap height/input overstrain??? CLEAR SCREEN

Animal Magic

Feature | Topic: Humour | One Two Testing, Jan 1983

You too can have the body of Charles Atlas, the stamina of Roger Bannister and the tattoos of the Anti-Nowhere League. Exercise is good for you. Follow the One Two body building course for muscles of plaster.

Bum, Gob and Tea

Feature | Topic: Humour | One Two Testing, Nov 1983

Just what have the Japanese done to the Engrish Ranguage?

Can't Play, Won't Play

Feature | Topic: Humour | One Two Testing, Nov 1983
How To Be A Non-Musician

An invaluable guide for the anti-instrumentalist.

Chips From The Editor's Workbench

Feature | Topic: Humour | Making Music, Jul 1986

Joking apart, this one-off practical column makes the rest of the magazine look quite serious.

Facts And Fibbers

Feature | Topic: Humour | One Two Testing, Dec 1982

Marvel at previously unrevealed secrets of famous musical instruments and their inventors.

Jiving K. Boots

Feature | Topic: Humour | Music UK, Aug 1982

Boots on his uppers

Jiving K. Boots

Feature | Topic: Humour | Music UK, Sep 1982

Squeaking Boots got soul?

Labelled With Love

Feature | Topic: Humour, Marketing / Promotion | One Two Testing, Dec 1983

Jazz rock reggae punk funk folk joke.

Moments in MIDI History

Feature | Topic: Humour | Micro Music, Apr/May 1989

Moments In MIDI History

Feature | Topic: Humour | Micro Music, Jun/Jul 1989

Mrs Electricity

Feature | Topic: Humour | Making Music, May 1986
A Brief Guide To Awful Foreign Instruments
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News

News | Topic: Humour | One Two Testing, Nov 1982
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Quest For Flour

Feature | Topic: Humour | One Two Testing, Nov 1983
...or, Andy Duncan's search for the self raising drum kit.

Or, when does a drum kit stand on its own 12 feet?

This article has no OCR bodytext.Remain In The Dark

Feature | Topic: Humour | One Two Testing, Dec 1983

When musicians talk, heads will roll.

Talk On The Wildside

Feature | Topic: Humour | One Two Testing, Jan 1983
How to speak Musician

Understand record company executives, outwit shop assistants and grunt to roadies on their own level with our dictionary of musical terms.

That Fickle Finger

Feature | Topic: Humour | Making Music, Apr 1986

The Art of Noises!

Feature | Topic: Humour | One Two Testing, Jan 1983

It's not all drumstick and calf skin in the world of the percussionist, y'know. Andy Duncan emits a pleasing 'bong' when struck with a typewriter and discovers other household objects are just as musically compliant.

The Dumb Chums

Feature | Topic: Humour | Making Music, Jun 1986

The Dumb Chums

Feature | Topic: Humour | Making Music, Apr 1986

Introducing our cartoon group whose sole intention is to make you laugh (and get a record deal)

The Dumb Chums

Feature | Topic: Humour | Making Music, Jul 1986

The Dumb Chums

Feature | Topic: Humour | Making Music, May 1986

Our cartoon heroes consider brain surgery and stardom.

The Press Gang

Feature | Topic: Humour | Making Music, Jun 1986

Who do these music press writers think they are? A big joke, that's what we make of it.

 

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