Doing it to the letter

You have a right to remain silent, but anything you say may be taken down and used in MT

Lettuce to the Editor

That's your opinion and we respect it. Yes we do.

Letters to the Editor

Your letters, our answers. You can't lick it

Letters hear what you have to say. (Ouch)

Get it off your chest, and on The Editor's tits...

You unite, the Editor listens (honestly)...

Three grand's worth of gear for a complete band, all for a 17p stamp

Invest some time and a 17p stamp in this competition and you could find yourself with an amazing amount of Prophet!

For the price of a stamp and a little brain ache you could be the future owner of this fabulous SECK mixing desk - ideal for live or studio work.

S'very easy: write it, type it, bung it in't envelope, lick stamp, place on aforementioned envelope, address envelope, push whole thing in telephone box. (?!)

Summertime Blues

The Case of the Disappearing Band

Welcome to your new free musicians' magazine: what's in it for you?

Little grey pedals perused

Any old iron?

Small is big and big is beautiful