Profound thinker Trynka is back with chewed pencil for another month's diary, and the strain's beginning to tell...

And now the end is near, Adrian Deevoy pulls the final curtain

Who's in, who's out, where, why, and what. What?

Sex, decadent Rock Stars and Mediterranean Batik — it's all here for your delectation

The good Fairy Trynkabell trips off to a Fantasyland where money doesn't matter, talent rarely counts, and you can't move for Robber Barons and Wicked Queens. Yes folks, it's the Diary. (Boo! Hiss!)

It's just another month in the diary, exploding monitors and mains fuses

The Diary of Samuel Deevoy takes yet another turn for the perverse

A special 10th anniversary Diary hot from the lips of Adrian Deevoy

Adrian Deevoy on lead typewriter

More from the world of pine cladding and deep-pile carpet

It's that time of the month again...

The comings and goings of everyday studio folk

More cuttings from the sharp end of the Biz

The Pepys of the music world writes another chapter

Hot news from music's ivory towers

Featuring Irish surrealist Salvador Dooley

The multitrack Wisden strolls up the stumps once again

The baton passes to Richard 'Luke' Walmsley and the beat goes on

More soft poop scoops from the investigative mind of Adrian Deevoy

Disturbing tales of everyday studio folk

Reel-to-reel rabbit from the tittering typewriter of Adrian Deevoy

Yet again Deevoy confuses success and excess

Food fans flip out! Forget recording — what do Pop stars eat while they're working? Lovable liquid-luncher and hardened drinker Trynka tucks in. Bon appetit!

A half-page of wit from Adrian Deevoy. Or should that be...