Hello Brian. Well the team's been training intensively to adjust to the new altitude. Paul Colbert (midfield Editor) had a few problems with the stairs and dislocated the top of his coffee cup several times. Overlapping Assistant Editor Tony Bacon, with that looping southpaw swing of his, constantly missed the lift call button in practice, and we're still waiting for official permission on Jon Lewin's hot air balloon. Could be windy for the Reviews Editor, there, but they're all absolutely confident of reaching the third floor office knockout by sundown.
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