A group of scientists were experimenting on some dogs, trying to ascertain whether it was true that dogs took on their owner's character. First of all, they took a banker's dog, and put it into a room with a large pile of bones. The animal sniffed at the bones, took the largest for himself, and then lay across the others, guarding them. Next, they tried an architect's dog. This clever creature built himself a kennel from the bones. Thirdly, they sent a musician's dog into the room. This mongrel ate all the bones, fucked the other two, and then asked 'How much are we getting paid for this gig?'