There is an art to heavy metal albums...

"In leafy Kharadoon an ash of blood red hue and iron stands/A memberance to King and Queen that summered there in violent yore/And sleeping now below its boughs a warrior steeled in aspect fair/ Until that day when so whilst come a Dragonmuncher there."

Artist: Dragonmuncher
Album: Sex, Motor, Sex!

Side one:
Screwin' Around
The Wraiths of Andelain
Jimi's One
Spaceworms of The Purple Cluster
Arrghhmppf

Side two:
Jezebel
Middle Peckham
Too Hot To Fart
Sex, Motor, Sex
Nuisance Boogie
Lovin' Stick

GARREE 'THROB' MURPHET: Bass Guitars, Bass Pedals, Bass Synthesisers, Vocals.
THE AXXE: Guitars, Vocals, Volume.
LENNY 'SIX' STIX: Drums, Percussion, Electronic Drums, Cowbell, Synth Percussion, Tubular Bells, Custom Built Stix, Robinson Percussion Rack, hand sanded Korean Mango wood sticks with extended ball ends, Flute.

Music by: Murphet/Robinson/Stix.
Lyrics by: Murphet.
Produced by: Dragonmuncher and Eric 'Make My Ears Rupture' Gildenslave,'in association with Earthaven Productions.
Trucking: Wheels On Hire ProCo Ltd.
Pre-Production engineering: Skip Wendt.
Guitar maintenance: G-Man Deathstar.
Synthesiser programming: Peter 'Prof' Hickson.

Dragonmuncher want to dedicate this wax to: John, Jakey-Jake, Billy The Pill, Cash and Grab Management (where's the money, Harry??), Corker, Daggy, Chips, the Woolwich Crew, Sally, Beth, Geraldine, and everyone at Burn It Records (hi, Jerry), Horris Morris, Mr Fish, Mike 'In Blood' Dawchet, Simon 'The Pizzas On' Carishton, Jimi and Jimmy for their inspiration (we'll play support in Heaven!!), Maharishi Gulab Jamun, the Love Tent, Greasy Sue in the Dogspot, Griffer the Barbarian, Hanrack Pencils, Ye Olde Guitar Shoppe, Hendon, Darlington Railway Museum, Honey Bear, our families and friends (you KNOW who you are, keep love), Glove Puppet La Pu, WHITESNAKE (Sex, Motor SEX!!) and Ozzy, Weeny Burger, and everyone of youse Godamn CRAZY METAL KIDS!! Rock it til ya Clock It!