Away tiresome concerts at the Stoat and Scrotum, away the exhausting search for fame. Today One Two Testing carries out the greatest service any musicians' magazine can fulfil for its readers — the chance to play with famous pop stars in your own home. By simply cutting out the characters below, sticking them to bits of pipe cleaner left over from the attempt to build a scale model of the Severn Bridge, and then cavorting them across the special One Two stage overleaf, you can live out your own, fabulous fantasy. With the aid of cartoonist MARTIN ROWSON you can be, 'Kate the Drummer', 'Prince the Pouter', 'Howard the worthy-fellow', 'King the Singers', 'Stewart the wee Scots guitarist', 'Andy the roadie' and 'Grace the Note' (Grace note, geddit?? Never mind, play with your toys...)

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