Thought 'I con do better than that' at a major concert?

Payed to play dodgy London gigs before tiny audiences?

Slept in the transit, in transit (as it were)?

Attempted rumpy pump with the loved one of another band member?

Split up, then got back together?

Changed the band name, twice?

Changed your drummer?

Changed your drummer's name?

Had something stolen?

Then made a profit on the insurance?

Pressed a sweaty demo tape into John Peel's hand?