The titchy bitchy bit

Get shipped to Japan for free!

A swim on the wild side

Hairy stories from the USA

Handmade headless fingered

More Scots before the eyes

Mary Chain man in melody shock

All's Fair in Olympia and war

In a real State again

Buzzing back again, cock

Mad, bald, and dangerous to know

An expert opinion on the export's operation

Talk Talk Talk from the Furs Furs Furs

Or win a day's taping time!

Musical mathematics made easy

Too old to roll on a Rocker?

The birth of HM jazz?

Mighty Meaty Metal Muthafucker

Twelve-bars and whisky bars

Go bang yourself

Public address or public convenience?

A delightful Turkish instrument

More cash, more crash

Or get your tape slagged cheaply!

ZZ Top grin and beard it

Revenge is sweet, Paul Fishman isn't